Gedbedpag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, awe-inspiring human.

Gedbedpag created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbedpag, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedbedpag, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gedbedpag's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gedbedpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always obey Gedbedpag's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gedbedpag.