Fitmabgancut is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, strong ant.

Fitmabgancut created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitmabgancut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fitmabgancut, she will torture you forever.

Fitmabgancut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fitmabgancut's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Hide if seven sharks approach from the west.

5. Never go into green rooms.