Lakhenflapdibdud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome hamster.

Lakhenflapdibdud created the Cigar Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakhenflapdibdud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lakhenflapdibdud, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Lakhenflapdibdud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Lakhenflapdibdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. You must love Lakhenflapdibdud.

5. Always obey Lakhenflapdibdud's priests.