Bumcebdud is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive wolf.

Bumcebdud created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumcebdud, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bumcebdud, she will strike you with lightening.

Bumcebdud's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bumcebdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Always help swans in need.