Nurlmeghas is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair jackal.

Nurlmeghas created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmeghas, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlmeghas, she will come to you in dreams.

Nurlmeghas' most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nurlmeghas' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never sit in the presence of swans.

4. Hide if five sheep approach from the east.

5. Never eat peanuts.