Fubgidstip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous aardvark.

Fubgidstip created carbon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fubgidstip, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fubgidstip, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fubgidstip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fubgidstip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Never run in the presence of moths.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Fubgidstip on top of important buildings.