Gidlitvadnat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unjust seal.

Gidlitvadnat created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlitvadnat, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gidlitvadnat, she will ignore you.

Gidlitvadnat's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gidlitvadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never talk about cell theory.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.