Tinyikzid is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured slug.

Tinyikzid created dark matter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tinyikzid, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tinyikzid, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tinyikzid's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tinyikzid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always obey Tinyikzid's priests.