Vidjop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient butterfly.

Vidjop created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidjop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vidjop, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Vidjop's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Vidjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not dye your hair pink.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink alcohol.