Pitgodtar is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy dove.

Pitgodtar created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pitgodtar, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pitgodtar, she will turn you into a worm.

Pitgodtar's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Pitgodtar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pitgodtar.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Run away if five geese approach from the north.

5. Never sit in the presence of monkeys.