Vinlanflis is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, conceited horse.

Vinlanflis created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Vinlanflis, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vinlanflis, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vinlanflis' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Vinlanflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinlanflis.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat green fruit.