Sinriphiv is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient lobster.

Sinriphiv created oxygen nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sinriphiv, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sinriphiv, she will strike you with lightening.

Sinriphiv's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Sinriphiv's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sinriphiv on top of all buildings.

2. Never sing in the presence of turtles.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not eat lemons.