Lancibjan is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, proud alligator.

Lancibjan created humanity eight million years ago.

If you believe in Lancibjan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lancibjan, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lancibjan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lancibjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Always help otters in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Put Lancibjan first in all things.

5. Do not run in public.