Quagdab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful seal.

Quagdab created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quagdab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quagdab, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quagdab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Quagdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hide from red foxes for they are unholy.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.