Sidquillmid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish elephant.

Sidquillmid created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidquillmid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidquillmid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sidquillmid's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Sidquillmid's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Sidquillmid.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Do not kill gulls.