Bossnabhin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless dragon.

Bossnabhin created parasitic wasps two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossnabhin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bossnabhin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bossnabhin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bossnabhin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never bounce near snakes.

5. Never wear rings.