Vadgubmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, moody dingo.

Vadgubmeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Vadgubmeg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vadgubmeg, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vadgubmeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Vadgubmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Never mention birds.