Pitpasgem is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful troll.

Pitpasgem created Asia five million years ago.

If you believe in Pitpasgem, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pitpasgem, she will think nothing of it.

Pitpasgem's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pitpasgem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not dye your hair cyan.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.