Hudnillken is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud monkey.

Hudnillken created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Hudnillken, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudnillken, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hudnillken's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Hudnillken's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of voles.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.

3. Dogs are not to be trusted.

4. Always help sick gulls.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.