Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unselfish squirrel.

Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag, it will strike you with lightening.

Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gubflowhas Nargamcatjat Tadlabquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never write about gravity.