Nillvegdot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, bad-tempered elephant.

Nillvegdot created the planet Earth six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillvegdot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillvegdot, it will send you a sign.

Nillvegdot's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Nillvegdot's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not drink alcohol.