Gonrullstip is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered deer.

Gonrullstip created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonrullstip, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gonrullstip, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gonrullstip's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gonrullstip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair mauve.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Always pray immersed in water.