Limyattgig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent bat.

Limyattgig created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limyattgig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Limyattgig, she will not care.

Limyattgig's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Limyattgig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Limyattgig.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always help shrews.