Gebbogwit is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent mink.

Gebbogwit created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbogwit, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gebbogwit, he will remove you from existence.

Gebbogwit's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Gebbogwit's Holy Commandments

1. Gebbogwit loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not wear titanium on your body.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Fast once a month.