Latfedbod is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, grumpy snake.

Latfedbod created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Latfedbod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Latfedbod, he will be very sad.

Latfedbod's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Latfedbod's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed peas to tortoises while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Run away from orange aardvarks, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about amino acids.