Panrakgut is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented cat.

Panrakgut created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panrakgut, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Panrakgut, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Panrakgut's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Panrakgut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three nematodes approach from the west.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.