Jabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless hydra.

Jabquim created oxygen nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jabquim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabquim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Jabquim's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Jabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not eat rice.