Botdunstafwodfobgebgud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited wren.

Botdunstafwodfobgebgud created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Botdunstafwodfobgebgud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Botdunstafwodfobgebgud, she will send minions to preach to you.

Botdunstafwodfobgebgud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Botdunstafwodfobgebgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Put Botdunstafwodfobgebgud first in all things.