Flabnegsithiv is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, awe-inspiring yak.

Flabnegsithiv created light twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flabnegsithiv, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flabnegsithiv, she will turn you into a worm.

Flabnegsithiv's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Flabnegsithiv's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Flabnegsithiv on top of all buildings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always pray immersed in water.