Budgidtipnullcarlist is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, loving salamander.

Budgidtipnullcarlist created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budgidtipnullcarlist, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Budgidtipnullcarlist, he will turn you into a rat.

Budgidtipnullcarlist's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Budgidtipnullcarlist's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple shoes.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Never paint your neck cyan.