Quafstip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unjust scorpion.

Quafstip created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Quafstip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quafstip, it will destroy your home planet.

Quafstip's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quafstip's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.