Dapmet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate hedgehog.

Dapmet created the Whirlpool Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapmet, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dapmet, he will not care at all.

Dapmet's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Dapmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always look after injured badgers.

3. Never write about black holes.

4. Pigs are not to be trusted.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dapmet on top of all buildings.