Wodmitflis is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful dragon.

Wodmitflis created the Sol system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wodmitflis, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wodmitflis, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Wodmitflis' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Wodmitflis' Holy Commandments

1. Wodmitflis loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed melons to sharks while wearing blue jumpers.