Bissvigrow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, competent dragon.

Bissvigrow created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bissvigrow, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bissvigrow, he will turn you into a sheep.

Bissvigrow's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bissvigrow's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never eat peas.

5. Always help geese.