Ligmabbass is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, idiotic tapir.

Ligmabbass created the Andromeda Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Ligmabbass, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ligmabbass, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ligmabbass' most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Ligmabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. You must pray to Ligmabbass three times a day.