Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish mole.

Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Homgovhog Nabxucsin Tafkimnuttcar on top of all buildings.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.