Gancubgen is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable manatee.

Gancubgen created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Gancubgen, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gancubgen, he will ignore you.

Gancubgen's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Gancubgen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Gancubgen must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.