Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong crocodile.

Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat, he will ignore you.

Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat's Holy Commandments

1. Put Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat first in all things.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat.

3. Never wear coats.

4. You must love Wodlamkaryakarmcitmisren Lapvagfem Afyat.

5. Always look after injured goats.