Garlarpgodcim is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, quiet tortoise.

Garlarpgodcim created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Garlarpgodcim, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Garlarpgodcim, he will turn you into a snail.

Garlarpgodcim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Garlarpgodcim's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Worship no other gods but Garlarpgodcim.

5. You must never eat turnips.