Gutrotstig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, cheerful jellyfish.

Gutrotstig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutrotstig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gutrotstig, she will turn you into a frog.

Gutrotstig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gutrotstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured gulls.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never jump near otters.

5. Never wear stockings.