Fumcib is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful wolf.

Fumcib created oxygen seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumcib, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fumcib, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fumcib's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Fumcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt birds.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear black.