Gatgettenfas is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured wombat.

Gatgettenfas created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gatgettenfas, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gatgettenfas, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gatgettenfas' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Gatgettenfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never hurt tapirs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.