Dimgatnul is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, annoying penguin.

Dimgatnul created tapeworms five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimgatnul, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dimgatnul, she will send you a sign.

Dimgatnul's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Dimgatnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Run away if seven eagles approach from the north.

3. Never hurt seals.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about moons.