Yam is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, annoying cow.

Yam created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yam, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always help turtles.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.