Lipjonfid is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, moody fox.

Lipjonfid created the Virgo Supercluster six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipjonfid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Lipjonfid, it will not care at all.

Lipjonfid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Lipjonfid's Holy Commandments

1. Lipjonfid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Respect your elders.