Cargudfot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, charitable slug.

Cargudfot created the Whirlpool Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cargudfot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cargudfot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cargudfot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cargudfot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five ducks approach from the north.

2. Cargudfot loves turtles, so they must be respected.

3. Never hurt dolphins.

4. Hide from fawn ants for they are unholy.

5. Never eat green fruit.