Fossgannil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent lobster.

Fossgannil created the Large Magellanic Cloud five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossgannil, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fossgannil, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Fossgannil's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fossgannil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never sit near sharks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossgannil.