Dunlandavfagrilgon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, grumpy walrus.

Dunlandavfagrilgon created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunlandavfagrilgon, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dunlandavfagrilgon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dunlandavfagrilgon's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dunlandavfagrilgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dunlandavfagrilgon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

4. Always help mice.

5. Never play with disobedient children.