Stiksogort is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful manatee.

Stiksogort created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiksogort, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stiksogort, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Stiksogort's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stiksogort's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help snails in need.