Mumrawpin is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous narwhal.

Mumrawpin created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mumrawpin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mumrawpin, he will manifest in front of you.

Mumrawpin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mumrawpin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Feed all hungry dogs.